Whole Foods Market - Tofurkey Italian Sausage
Okay, I am a vegetarian who rarely eats "Faux Meats" because of they taste plastic and are phonier than Victoria Osteen.I had read several reviews on Tofurkey Italian Sausage, and they were mixed reviews.
I have a really hard time digesting meat. Eating real meat (which I miss so much) becomes a very painful experience which sometimes lasts for days. I was really craving italian sausage and decided to give Tofurkey a try. OMG!
It was so effing gross! It tasted like something that you hurl up after a night of hard drinking. It tasted of plastic and chemicals. Thank God Whole Foods Market refunded my money with no questions asked.
The cashier who did the refund said she is a vegan and won't touch that "alien vomit".LOL!
Monetary Loss: $3.